Yennefer’s Bad Luck

Just read the first seven books in a week span and watched playthroughs of the first two games before jumping into Witcher 3, and I just wanted to talk about how the girl cannot catch a break. Gets turned into a figurine for a month, only freed to give information to your colleagues about your daughter who they want to marry off to some random prince in Kovir. Manage to escape that to just get caught by Vilgefortz(although intentionally,) and tortured by him for 5-6 months. Then is freed and reunited with her daughter and love of her life(first time the three of them have ever been together at the same time,) just for the moment to ruined by Emperor Emyhr var Incest, who immediately demands to take her daughter and kill her and the love of her life, but is saved by the miracle of Mr. Incest finding some kind of feelings for his offspring(he has no right to call Ciri his daughter). Then, while in the middle of having quality time with your family, your colleagues demand for you to bring your daughter to them to discuss how they are going to use her as a breeding mare and punish you. But, don’t worry, they will let you two see her father one more time, who you end up finding dead and die over trying to heal. But hey, at least your daughter takes you and the love of your life to a place you can spend eternity together, just to be kidnapped by the Wild Hunt who can’t take no as no. Manage to be freed from Wild Hunt but lose your memory, and then to top it all off, be captured by Nilfgaard, of which who knows what they did to her.

Meanwhile, Geralt is over here sluting it out in Toussaint and with Triss. Can my girl find some peace.

In all seriousness though, I am excited to dive into Witcher 3. Just got to Velen and I can’t wait to see where the story goes.