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r/wizardposting • … • u/Baron_Flatline

AITEW for cursing the local orc chieftain with a reverse-growth spell?

Recently I (9226M) been trying to research more into the fauna from the Shau’nor’kriitha realm, but unfortunately my experiments keep getting interrupted by the nearby Orc tribe’s hunting parties and war horns. I’ve sent the chieftain three runestones with messages embedded in them, but that greenskin slime (forgive me for my language, but I am quite peeved) is either illiterate in the most basic of runes or didn’t care what they said.

Now, I know the Kingdom has recently been trying to be more strict when dealing with Orc Reservations and stopping people from abusing their land. But this is *my* land, not the reservation. The border starts at the Redwine River, for Tiamat’s sake!

Anyway, I visited the orc reservation and cursed the Chieftain so that any meat he eats or alcohol he consumes will reduce his size, virility and muscle mass. I know forcing an Orc of all species to become an herbivore is a bit mean, but I don’t think it’s *evil.*

Yes, it has occurred to me another chieftain could simply take his place and continue pestering me, but I paid quite a lot of coin for a teaching caravan to come hike it out from Ramsburg so that those Orcs can do something with themselves besides kill screaming sheep on my land in the middle of the night.

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