My esteemed cat has something to share

Felicitations, fellow Meowgicians. Tis meow, Furcible Felinore Sylvestris the All-Pawerful. And I come requiring your most paw-erful spells as tribute in exchange for your continued existence and not to be turned into meeces for my ameowsement. I shall use these spells to conquer the wo- I mean, the good of Hoomaniti! Serious offurs only. Treats allowed.