To my doomed creditors: I have obtained a new wand

To those astral, infernal, axiomatic, chaotic, divine, and profane entities foolish enough to loan money to the Ditch Wizard, I have returned from my latest foray into the brankrupturgical arts with power you cannot stand against...and this new wand. Pray to whatever gods ye will that I use the wand for wizardry and not proctology. I'm much less clumsy at wizardry.

To everyone else: I promise a fireworks show you'll remember. Heh.

[/uw it's for working on bicycles, cheers if you recognize it, cheers if you didn't, too, because that's also okay!]