BEHOLD. MY BEANS! Alchemy has entered a new chapter. And I... Kevin, shall usher in a new era of magical destruction. BEANS!

This is a message to all you so-called "wizards" out there. Bean Alchemy is the future! Your magic is old. It's weak! It's not even beans. If you have the fortitude, come to my Pinto Palace in the Refried district of Kidney Bean Kingdom. But be prepared! For you will lose, you will suffer and you will perish. But most of all...You. Will. Taste. My Beans!...