I'm reporting y'all to the Witchfinder General

I'm letting the Witchfinder General know about your wicked and occult deeds, you conjuerers of cheap tricks and prestidigitators! You can't hide forever in your towers of lore and alchemical experiments, you beardy magicians and illusionist scum! I'll not rest until I have a collection of your funny little hats! HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!