Help removing an immovable rod - it is imperative the rod not be damaged.

So, I was minding my business the other day, engaging in the spirit of experimentation amplified by the scholarly application of Pesh and Elven Moongrass for research purposes; and as if by some malignant twist of fortune I managed to misplace my custom immovable rod.

You see, I had approximately 600 pounds of shapesand I was storing in an portable hole, along with my decanter of endless water, among other things. I folded the portable hole like any responsible archmagus, and rolled it down small enough to fit inside the hollow-hilt i added to my immovable rod.

The problem arose when I was zapped by my high mountain storm wine and accidentally activated my wand of benign transposition during my evening prostrations.

The Rod has, unfortunately lodged itself within a somewhat living micro-chasm located in the southern regions of my robe. Completely coincidentally, this unsuspected jossling unfolded the portable hole, whereupon the decanter of endless water began to flow, causing a chain reaction of shapesand, which as you know is psychoreactive, to pour into this organic micro-chasm.

Unfortunately, the series of events no wizard could have prepared for continues its unfolding, as the shapesand reacted to an element of excitement, no doubt caused by the thrill of innovation and nothing more, and in this process it activated the immovable rod whilst it was still lodged within the organic micro-chasm.

In order to prevent potential catastrophic outcomes, I opened an astral gateway to the Sea of Screams to release the pressure; unfortunately, there are now rather ravenous and desperate creatures attempting to breach the gateway and they are held back only by the shapesand and endless water.

I would leave my domicile to recruit some form of assistance, but the immovable rod is pinning me to my gnome-crafted Singing Crystal rocking horse that I keep for training purposes. Unfortunately, due to the additional straps involved for extra safety precautions, I am unable to reach my spellbook as well, which brings us to this message I'm having my familiar transcribe and deliver to the nearest tower.

Should any brave adventurers be so willing, I will award each of thee with a custom crafted wondrous item as a reward.

Please seek out the above average sized marble wizard tower in the Larkspur Forest, resting atop two rather impressive pinkish boulders. The codeword for the mirror gate is "infinitespellz" one word, no caps. As I said, the tower is above average, so youll need to work your way through a rather impressive 4 floors, which, of course are Warded. There are diamanteum brace gags of safe passage hanging next to the shoe rack that will get you safely past the wards. Please remove your shoes upon entry, and never mind the various torture racks, I am holding them for a Kyton Sorcerer associate of mine who hasn't yet picked them up.

P.S. - Gallahad the Unwavering need not reply, as I do not have the resources to restaff this facility again without raising ethical concerns.

P.P.S. - For any interested Fiendish Cadre of Ne'er do wells, with a propensity for violence and a tendency towards sadism, I have additional rooms, should you wish to stay a while, nourishment will of course be included, and the lounge bar is open.

P.P.P.S. - Gindledink Longscroll is a false academic currently impersonating the Lord-Regent of Larkspur, there are additional rewards for any who are able to bring them to justice with minor rewards for information regarding their current relationship status.