I SPILLED THE ACURSED ICHOR
GOD DAMNIT I WAS JUST CLEANING THE INGREDIENTS ROOM AND BUMPED INTO ONE OF THE CABINETS! RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD COPY OF "LEXICON OF ALCHEMICAL CURIOSITIES, LETTERS F TO K" AND MY CARPET. GOTTA FLING SOME GOBLIN INTO THE SUN TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM.