Noisy neighbors, need advice

I’ve been happily ensconced in my remote tower for the better part of three centuries, immersed in my library etc. But recently the land around has been « bought »(?) by a « Homeowners association »(?) NBD but one morning I awoke to find a large flat space with this weird net thing right outside my bedchamber window, with people swinging nets on staves at a small round orb. The « thowk » sound is deeply irritating. An elderly couple told me it’s something called a « pickle ball court »(?).

My question is, do I simply incinerate the players or is there a more ironic punishment I’m overlooking?