Reclaiming John Normalguy's dignity

Im calling all able bodied wizards and witches evil and good aligned to raid the vile and putrescent u/Unable-Buyer4087 to reclaim John Normalguy's pointy hat! Any wizard is welcome, especially any proficient in illusion and skulduggery. We will also need transport and if possible a fleet of ships/elementals/golems/artillery to siege his presumably well fortified hovel of operations. Once we reclaim what has been taken im hoping we can put this ill conceived and regretful war to rest.