Hello I am warlock composed of Argentine ants. My patron is the representation of Argentine ants.

I must maintain CON or I will dissolve from my only slightly unnerving corporeal form.

I can investigate everywhere from here to Black Marsh and will take some time to receive a message, working with a rolling trolling fungi superhighway which I must pay bread or potassium to, or having to walk over a very long time.

I can crawl through your lock but you're going to need to wait a while for a steady stream of ants to be able to form into a hand on the other side. Give me 30 minutes gang.

Hello my body will stay just a little away from your fire if that's alright. Please, if I am deconvoluted you must find a new amassing body at some waystation and remember to tell me of my heroic fate, sometimes I cannot find enough ants to continue a message.