Advice for lonely Wizards.

I understand there's quite the epidemic of lonely wizards in their towers so I, Mina, a witch am here to teach YOU how to find a witch.

The first step is most important.

WITCHES. LOVE. CANNONS.

Not wands, not staves, not meager orbs, CANNONS.

The bigger the better, and the more magically enchanted. You would be surprised at how well I've seen this work.

Second step. Don't use charm spells outside of gold and adventuring reasons, that's an instant red flag.

Third step is to be nice. Witches love that about as much as cannons.

Now I've taught you all you should need to know!

Now, for witches seeking fellow witches...

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