“We Be Clownin’” is the best Workaholics episode ever. Change my mind.

Ok I’m a huge Workaholics fan. Watched every episode easily at least 10x or more. But “We Be Clownin’” is easily my favorite by far.

It’s hands down the best episode of the series. The whole premise is so ridiculous and funny and the boys really seem to turn it up a notch.

Their clown characters and costumes are so cool, and watching them start off strong and then the quality steadily deteriorate over the course of the episode is funny as hell.

Below are the parts that have me in stitches every single time:

Adam: *I bet I would be so good at 69ing.*

Blake: *I know you would be. Wanna know how I know?*

Adam: *How?*

Blake: *I’m not telling*

-Blake face painting the children and screaming in the last kid’s face *”HE’S AN OWLLLLLLLLLL!”*

-The boys reaction when the little kid sneaks up on them while they’re smoking in the car is hilarious (seriously watch Anders) plus Blake telling the kid to go suck his mom’s tits for him lmao.

-While Anders is eating birthday cake (and it looks like he’s the first and only person to have actually cut a piece from the cake):

Dad: *Is the hypnotism show going to start soon?*

Anders: *Oh yeah sorry about that, um when I clap my hands you’re gonna be a loser dad that walks away.*

Dad: *You suck dick.*

Anders: *Haha. Prove it.*

-Back in their office cubicle when they see they’re mentioned in Rancho Kidzamunga online blog (not noticing they’re rated 1 out of 5 stars). Then Anders receives a call booking another party and Adam breaks out a 6 pack to celebrate which the boys accept with out hesitation.

Anders, while trapping his beer: *We’ve got this city boy the balls, boys!*

Blake (laughing): *We’re being naughty!*

-The Mazda Miata (“Miata life!”), the 90’s style oversized denim outfits (“We’re living that Snipe life now”) and 90’s movies style theme music.

-When they turn up drunk and 2 hours late to Jillian’s niece’s birthday party and discover they’ve been replaced by TK (the original birthday king of Rancho Cucamonga). Everyone’s over the top reaction to TK and his R&B style birthday song (which is ridiculous) is hilarious:

Adam: *Beautiful.*

Anders: *Custom songs!?*

-And then the over the top reaction to TK granting a supposed birthday wish by slam dunking from a mini tramp (again, ridiculous):

(Everyone cheering)

TK: *Wassup!*

Anders: *WOOOAHH!*

Adam: *OH MY GOD!*

-Out the front when the rental company picks up the Miata because their card bounced:

Blake: *That’s it, you, out of the car now. Let’s do this. Mono e mono. Come on let’s fight bud!*

Anders: *If you’re a man you’ll fight him!*

Adam: *You as a man should fight him as a man!*

Anders: *Fight this man!*

Adam: *Be a man, fight the man!*

Blake: *Come on boy! I’m ready for this man! Come on boy! I’m a soldier dog!*

Adam: *He’s a soldier!*

Blake: *Let’s do this!*

Adam: *Like I told ya!*

Blake: *I’m psyched bro!*

Car Rental employee (watching on with no reaction the whole time): *…No.* (drives off).

-At Rick Messina’s kid’s birthday party, the boys spying from the bushes.

Blake: *That’s the same exact song he did earlier, it’s just a different name.*

Adam: *Well he’s human after all. Mexican human, maybe?*

Anders: *Yeah, taking our jobs.*

Blake and Adam: *Woaahhh!*

Blake: *You sound like a dad.*

-Then after Blake cuts the springs on TK’s mini trampoline, and Tony Messina snatches the ball and tries to dunk, going face first into the pole, Rick Messina tending to his son, and then dropping him back on the ground to berate TK.

-Then when the boys approach TK out the front of Rick Messina’s house:

TK: *I don’t even know how old I am y’all. I be telling people I’m 19 and shit.*

Adam: *Well that’s wrong.*

Anders: *You are not 19.*