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r/worldjerking • … • u/Not_a_ribosome

Man, your worlds are cool, but I have to admit, my world is so much better than yours!

Like, yeah, I see so many great concepts in this sub, but when I release my 1000 page epic (I’m on page 15 rn, work in progress, can’t rush the process, you know) you’ll see how so much better my world is! It will be compared to amazing classics of literature like Lord of the Rings, War and Peace, Hamlet, and Lizzie McGuire: when moms attack. I’ll also be, you know, a billionaire after the release, despite being my first book (JK Rowling did it, so obviously is gonna happen to me since I just know I’m a better writer than her).

Of course, that if I don’t win the lottery, if that happens I’ll go straight to the movie. And than you know, it will be compared to movie epics like The Lord of the Rings, War and Peace, Hamlet, and the Lizzie McGuire movie.

So yeah, keep up the good work while you still can, before I release my world and end up influencing all of you.

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